The Paper Cut

  • May 18Senior breakfast Thursday May 24 at 8 am

  • May 18Senior grades due Tuesday May 22

  • May 17Senior sunset Tuesday May 22 at 6:45 pm

  • May 7Final Exams: 5/23 Period 2/4/6; 5/24 Periods 1/3/5

  • May 7May 18 All-School Picnic - Bring money

Ringtail Cat Captured in Culinary

Eva Lange, Adviser

Just in case you were wondering what happened to our furry new mascot, who health assistant Yolanda Machado nicknamed “Ringo” – wonder no more.  The little guy caused a ruckus around campus, leaving tiny black footprints around photo, gnawing into a loaf of Wonder Bread in Mr. Mack’s room, and stealing food from teachers’ rooms.  But last week, Ringo got himself cornered in the Culinary room.  Dean Loomis, Sahuaro groundskeeper, wanted to peacefully arrest the culprit, but assistant principal Patty Hurley thought it wiser to let the animal control company TUSD contracts to be the ones to capture Ringo, since if it bit Mr. Loomis it would be a liability.  He was told that the animal would be released back into the mountains.

While Ringo awaited his fate, Mr. Loomis stated that he was growling and looked really menacing.  “He sounded like Linda Blair in The Exorcist.”

After he was caught, he suddenly turned into a “fluffy, sad looking creature.”  Hopefully Ringo will be okay with foraging for his own food and hasn’t become addicted to white bread and culinary treats…

Print Friendly, PDF & Email

Leave a Comment

If you want a picture to show with your comment, go get a gravatar.




Navigate Right
Navigate Left
  • Ringtail Cat Captured in Culinary

    News

    Q &A with Valedictorian Contenders of 2017-2018

  • Ringtail Cat Captured in Culinary

    News

    Tradition of Excellence – Honors & Awards Recipients 2018

  • Ringtail Cat Captured in Culinary

    News

    Amy Porter – Animal Fashion Designer

  • Ringtail Cat Captured in Culinary

    News

    Plants Sit Down to Dinner – VJ Evans’s Senior Project

  • Ringtail Cat Captured in Culinary

    News

    Isaiah McAuley Releases an EP

  • Ringtail Cat Captured in Culinary

    Sahuaro News

    Shaundiin’s TJI Experience

  • Ringtail Cat Captured in Culinary

    News

    Taylor Kemp Explores Her Culture For Senior Project

  • Ringtail Cat Captured in Culinary

    News

    Alanna Burke Senior Project: Teddy Bears For Comfort

  • Ringtail Cat Captured in Culinary

    News

    Shout-Outs to Staff from Class of 2018!!!

  • Ringtail Cat Captured in Culinary

    News

    Matt Brown DJs Downtown

Delivering Sahuaro's Cutting Edge News & Saving Trees
Ringtail Cat Captured in Culinary