Gr8 Fun Facts about Esau Hislope


Meet  English teacher Esau Hislope!

  1. I am from Boswell, IN – a farm town of 1,000 people.
  2. I have always been HOT.
  3. One day I hope to get married.
  4. I am named after a Southern Baptist minister named Esau Huff. He baptized my father in the Cumberland River in Kentucky.
  5. The worst thing I ever did in high school was participate in a squirt gun fight.
  6. If I could be any food, I would be an apple, because I’d be good for someone everyday.
  7. If I could have anyone in the world as a teacher, it would be  Mr. (Mark) Chandler, because I love movies.
  8. If I wasn’t a teacher, I would be a star of a reality TV show, but I might be too much for TV.