This love triangle is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen go down. Kim, girl, what are you doing?? You could have anyone and your two main choices are the MAGA supporter and the SNL star? Do better.

Readers, DO NOT USE GORILLA GLUE SPRAY IN YOUR HAIR. Tessica Brown also known as Gorilla Glue Girl thought it would be a good substitute for her hair spray. At this point I don’t even find it cringey anymore, it’s just sad.

While William Shatner tried giving a heartfelt speech about his journey to space, Jeff Bezos decided that was the time to spray a bunch of other rich people with champagne, ruining the tearful moment. This was so out of line, but such a true representation of capitalist privilege.

Stop. Stealing. Our. Soap. Dispensers. The devious lick challenge isn’t funny anymore, it’s just gross. Let me wash my hands in peace, thanks.

Blood infused stuff is so gross, why is this a thing? Tony Hawk with his blood infused skateboards and Lil Nas X with his “satan shoes” need to go. Love the point Nas is trying to make about defying societal standards, but the blood is a no-go.

MGK and Meghan Fox’s entire relationship is so strange to me. They’re like that cringy middle school couple that’s always making out in the middle of the hallway, except they’re full grown adults. He literally wears a drop of her blood as a necklace, and Meghan claims loving him is like “being in love with a tsunami or forest fire.” Please, seek therapy.

Is it controversial adding this to a high school article? Probably, but this was just a tad bit embarrassing. Normally you have tears when you cry, Kyle. I know a fake sob when I see one. No matter what side you’re on, you have to admit that this face was kinda funny.

The Milk Crate Challenge was straight out stupid, there’s no need to explain why I think this was cringy.

Quick John Mulaney Timeline: Went to rehab, got out of rehab, moved out of his home with his ex-wife, relapsed after hosting SNL, went to rehab again for two months, started dating Olivia Munn, and is now having a baby with said actress. Hopping into a relationship and having a kid right after your divorce and rehab stay are not a good look. Get it together John.

Celebrity apology videos always seem so scripted. Travis Scott’s was no different, that man said “let me rub my head real aggressively to show some concern.” 3/10 acting skills.