STOP THAT!

STOP THAT!

Austin Kreinbrink, Creative Contributor

Click, click, click!
Here we go, I guess someone discovered that a pen can click for the first time in their life, so they’re going to spam it until satisfied.
Click, click, click, click!
They really think the pen is something amazing, their thought process must go something like: “Bro, what will happen if I click this again? Will it make the same noise it’s made the last 20 times or will it be different? Hmmm let’s see!” Well, I can assure you it’s the EXACT SAME sound every time my friend.
Click, click, click, click, click!
Maybe they see the ever growing expression of annoyance on my face; maybe they see how I cringe or how my teeth are beginning to grind with every progressive click. The sound is like the fly that won’t leave you alone; you can’t get its presence out of your mind.
Click, click, click, click, click, click!
SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET THIS PEN FROM THIS KID BEFORE I JUMP OUT MY DESK AND TAKE IT FROM HIM. I REALLY CANT COMPREHEND WHY SOMEONE WANTS TO SIT HERE IN CLASS AND CLICK THEIR PEN 1000 TIMES. USE YOUR PEN TO DO YOUR WORK OR SOMETHING!
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It’s too good to be true. The pen clicking fanatic’s thumb must’ve gotten tired, because all I hear is complete                                silence.