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Most Well-Known on Campus: David Urias

What makes you so known throughout the school?

My YouTube channel “Papo Davey”

How many people do you greet or talk to in the hallway everyday?

Roughly around 40 people

What do you think is the first thing that comes to mind when people hear your name?

My beard or YouTube channel

What actor/actress would play you in a movie?

Seth Rogen in Neighbors

What do you like best about your personality?

I’m outgoing and very humorous

 

Best Instagram: Abel Torres

What’s the highest number of likes you’ve reached?

300 likes

How many followers do you have?

1,050 followers

What’s the theme of your account?

None

What’s your favorite thing about Instagram?

My friends interacting with me

What’s your least favorite?

The ads

 

Most Likely to Get Away With Anything: Ben Jackson

What is it about your personality that lets you get away with anything?

I can make a believable story instantly as well as speak with confidence always

If you got caught, what would you get arrested for?

Have you seen the movie Catch Me If You Can ?

Biggest lie you’ve told?

That I was the best lineman

Who in your life gets blamed the most for things you do?Like what?

Kingsley; anytime I am a horrible person, people always pin it on Kingsley as well.

Have you ever thrown someone under the bus? What happened?

No, I don’t throw people under the bus

 

Worst Ride: Michael Kruzewski

Describe your car.

It’s white, it’s a Volvo, and it’s really low and gets 25 mpg. It has 80,000 miles and it’s really clean.

How/from where did you get your car?

Bought it from my best friend’s dad for $2,000 with 50,000 miles on it

What is the worst part about your car?

Absolutely nothing; it has A/C and has been 100% reliable. Everyone just hates it because I like it.

Does it have a name? If so, what? If not, what would you name it? Why?

“The Volv” but I prefer to it as The Volvo

What’s the “best” worst part about your ride?

I pay $60 per month on insurance and I go 2 weeks before I need to fill up the tank again

 

Best Dancer: Abrien Painter

What is your favorite type of dance to dance?

The Whoa

What is your favorite type of dance to watch?

Anything; I don’t discriminate lol

How long have you been dancing?

My whole life 🙂

What do you love most about dancing?

The beat

If you were on Dancing With the Stars, which star would you want to be partners with?

Rihanna

 

Most Likely to Brighten Someone’s Day: Paul Le

What is the kindest thing you’ve done for someone?

No matter what it took me, I made sure everything was okay when a person or friend was feeling down

What do you do on the daily to brighten someone’s day?

I would ask everyone how their day has been to start off every conversation

What is the meanest thing you’ve ever done to someone?

The silent treatment

Other than you, who has the biggest heart?

KJ Redlin because he has always motivated me to do my best and always supported me when things go wrong

How does it feel to have won this honor?

I feel happy to know that I would brighten everyone’s day everyday I would meet them

 

Most Likely to be a Comedian/Funniest: Isaiah Alvarez

What’s the funniest thing that has ever happened to you?

Getting suspended for “graphic videos”

What’s the funniest joke you have ever told?

When I went up to Graceland University, I told the person recruiting me my GPA and that seemed to get a laugh

What is the best prank you have pulled on someone or has been pulled on you?

I convinced you guys I don’t have serious mental issues

Who is your favorite comedian and why?

Joey Diaz because he is raw and funny

 

Prettiest Eyes: Ian Morken

Who did you get your eyes from?

My grandfather

Are your siblings or friends jealous of your eyes?

Yes, but not for that. I’m typically the most handsome

What do you like most about your eyes?

I have a mutation that splits my eye; it’s half blue and hazel

What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received about your eyes?

“Nice eyes, loser.” (I don’t get complimented a lot)

If you completely lost your vision, what would you miss seeing the most?

My loved ones’ faces, but at least I’d still hear them

 

Best Smile: Ziad Zibaoui

What makes you smile?

Honestly I’m just happy to be here

Who makes you smile the most and why?

The ones that compliment me because they’re just so nice

Where do you go to the dentist? Have you ever had braces?

Nova Dental, and I’ve never had braces

What toothpaste brand do you use?

Crest Anti-cavity Protection

Do you floss/ use a waterpik? How often?

I use a waterpik every night and keep flossers in my car; you never know when you have to bust out a smile

What’s the worst food to have between your teeth?

Steak, it’s so hard to get out of my teeth, it’s so whack

 

Most Likely to Win an Oscar/Tony: Wesley Hopf

 

What is your favorite movie or play? Why?

My favorite play would be the Gaslight Youth Theater Production of Bah Humbug because it was the very first play I was ever a part of

Do you ever get stage fright? If so, how do you cope with it?

I used to get stage fright often, but after eight years of doing live performances, it doesn’t bother me as much now

What has been your favorite role that you’ve played? Why?

This is a tough question, but if I had to choose one I’d choose Jafar from Gaslight’s Aladdin because it was then that I learned that I actually become the character

Who is your favorite actor/actress? Why?

David Tennant because he became his characters rather than portraying them like I do

What celebrity scandal would you most likely be involved in later in life?

Being injured by a shark attack

 

Most Involved at Sahuaro: KJ Redlin

What clubs and activities have you been involved in at school?

STUCO, tennis, and badminton

What has been your favorite activity/event?

The fall pep assembly was the best and a blast

Is there anything you didn’t do that you wish you would have?

I wish I could have played volleyball

Is there anything you were involved in that you wished you hadn’t have been?

No, I loved everything!

 

Best Artist: Shane Basham

Who/what inspires you the most?

Bob Ross <3

What is your favorite piece of artwork?

The Black Square

What original piece are you most proud of?

My surreal watercolor landscape

If you were commissioned to create a great piece of art, what would you make? Where would you want it displayed?

Any landscape and anywhere!

 

Most Likely to Live in a Third World Country: Braydon Robinson

What kind of charity work would you do in a 3rd world country?

Helping people build houses and find work to help their communities

In which country could you make the biggest impact?

The country that needs the most help

What American luxury would you miss the most?

Advanced medical technology

What would be the hardest part about living in a 3rd world country?

Not having easy access to all the things we deem the necessities of life

If you could bring one person with you, who would it be and why?

A doctor to help with all of the people in need

 

Best Ride: Anthony Acosta

Describe your car.

Black 2017 convertible Mustang, fast and sexy

How/from where did you get your car?

Co-sign from my mom and paying it off myself

Does your car have a name? If so, what? If not, what would you name it and why?

Black Stallion because it’s a black Mustang

What is your dream car?

2020 Gt 500 Mustang or a 1967 V8 Mustang

What would be the ultimate road trip in your car?

Around both coasts

 

Couple Most Likely to Live Happily Ever After: Abel Torres and Cierra Zamora

When and where did you meet your significant other?

In freshman English class, Abel sat across from me the first day of school

Who has better hair? Eyes?

Eyes: Abel and Hair: Cierra

Do you have a nickname for each other? What are they?

Cierra: Ra and Abel: Abel Waybel, boo baby, etc.

Who wears the pants in the relationship?

Both

What relationship advice do you have for other high school couples?

Communicate with each other and don’t stay mad at each other for too long

If you were getting married, what would be the song for your “first dance”?

Sleepwalk by Johnny and Santo

 

Most Unique Tattoo: Jacob Harward

Describe your tattoo

Just the body of Spongebob

What was the inspiration for your tattoo?

I love Spongebob

Where did you get your tattoo done?

A pool table at my friend’s house

How much did your tattoo cost?

Free dollars

How many more tattoos do you plan on getting?

Enough

 

Best Hair: Avery Ndisabiye

What is your favorite hairstyle?

Curly

Who is your celebrity hair style inspiration and why?

Avery Ndisabiye, because no one’s like me

What is the craziest hair style that you have ever worn?

Dreads/braids

What products do you use in your hair/what is your styling routine?

Conditioner and water, that’s it

What do you do if you are having a bad hair day?

Pull it back and wear a hat or wear a headband

 

Most likely to make it as a pro musician: Miles Guerrero

What instrument(s) do you play?

Snare Drum

What made you choose this instrument/these instruments?

The instrument is fun to play, but is also challenging which makes it more enjoyable and rewarding to play

How often do you practice?

3-4 hours a day

What is the worst part of playing it?

Forearm soreness

If you become a pro, what kind of music will you perform and what will your band’s name be?

The type of music I will perform is within Marching Band, and I plan on going and performing with professional marching bands

 

Most likely to win an Olympic medal: Trayvion White-Austin

What sports were you involved in and how long have you been playing each sport?

I played football and track. I’ve been doing the both since I was 6 years old

Who is your favorite sports team?

I like the Arizona Cardinals

What is your best sports-related memory?

My favorite moment is when we won our first play off game in two years

What has been your worst injury while doing a sport?

I broke my ankle playing football in 8th grade

If you won an Olympic medal, what event would it be and which one would you win? (Gold, Silver, Bronze).

If I were to win a event it would probably be in long jump.

Best Laugh: Joseph Albrecht

What makes you laugh?

Cute things and REALLY bad jokes. Sometimes I’ll get really excited and start laughing uncontrollably for no reason

What is the funniest joke you know? (clean please)

David’s Vlogs

How would you describe your laugh?

Sort of like a choking cat? I should not have won this

Whose laugh makes you laugh?

Logan Cooley. When he’s genuinely laughing at something it’s the cutest you’ll ever see

When was a time you inappropriately laughed at something you shouldn’t have laughed at?

One time I was taking a class at a Buddhist monastery and we ended with a brief meditation. The room was supposed to be silent and I do bad in situations where I’m supposed to take things seriously, so about halfway through, when it became too much for me, I absolutely exploded with laughter, man i felt kinda bad

Best Snapchat Story: Sam Altimerano

What are your tips for angles and lighting?

Get a good pump and angle your body

What Snapchat picture are you most proud of?

Any selfie with Kamren Fitts

What do you get the most responses for on your story?

When I try to be funny because I’m funny

Whose story do you enjoy watching the most?

My own

What is your snap chat?

Mychem1204

 

Most fashionable/trendiest: Kamren Fitts

Where do you buy your clothes?

Really anywhere

What is your favorite brand or style?

I don’t have a favorite brand, my favorite style is dressing “clean” or scrubbing/clothing

What trends do you love? Which do you hate?

I love tucked shirts and cuffed pants. I hate cargo shorts, joggers, and wearing expensive clothes thinking it’s a fit

What is the ugliest piece of clothing that you own?

My plaid boxers, but they’re comfortable so I don’t care

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

Usually 30 minutes to an hour, unless I can’t figure out what to wear, then it could be 2 hours

 

Most likely to make a million dollars before the age 30: Mario Gutierrez

What career will you have to “roll in the dough”?

I’ll succeed in whatever I do

What charity would you most likely donate to?

Homeless shelter/ sick kids and dogs

How would you spend your money?

Invest in stocks and give my mom some money

Who would you share your money with?

My mom, brother, and charities for sick people

If you end up doing the opposite and became poor, what would you do?

I can never be broke, I’m too motivated. NEXT!!!

Best Bromance: Chris Lochhead and Chase Pope

When and how did you meet?

Football and freshman year

What is your favorite thing about your bestie? Least favorite?

Bagpipes, nose

What do you think your life would be like if you hadn’t met your BFF?

Same, just boring

If there were a movie about the two of you, who would play who?

Stepbrothers-Dale-Chase

Stepbrothers-Brandon-Chris

If both of you were stuck on a deserted island, who would survive and who would go crazy?

I would survive-Chris

Crazy-Chase

Besides you two, who are your favorite famous Bro-mance buddies?

John C. Reily and Will Ferrell

Best Twitter: Shea Heslep

How many followers do you have? The most likes you’ve gotten?

1,569; 1,103

What is your favorite tweet you or someone else has written?

Baby Shark is basically Sicko Mode for babies

How much time do you spend on Twitter daily?

2-3 hours, sometimes more

What’s your secret to bringing attention to your page?

Just being myself

Who do you love most to follow on Twitter?

Playboi Carti

Most Changed Since Middle School: Nathan Suba

If you could go back to middle school you, what would you say to yourself?

Change sooner, you’ll feel so much better about yourself

What was your favorite thing to do with friends in middle school and what’s your favorite now?

My favorite thing then was playing basketball, now it’s volleyball

Biggest talent in middle school and what about now?

Piano then, guitar now

What style were you rocking in middle school and what are you rocking now?

I would wear super bright and obnoxious colors, but now I’m more of a “neutral colors” type of guy

Most Likely to Become POTUS: Hayden Estrella

What would be your campaign slogan?

I got a 4 on the AP Stats test

If you had to pick a Sahuaro student for a running mate, who would it be?

Halley Hughes. She got voted for the female POTUS. She would do most of the work for me. I’d run with Rutherford also, but he’s not a student

What do you think is already great about America?

I’m in it

Most Likely to be on the Cover of PEOPLE: Kingsley Ugwu

What is your biggest talent?

Not being serious or making people cringe

What is something you’d need to improve before hitting the big screen?

Interacting with people in a non-awkward way

Who is your favorite celebrity? Why?

X. He’s sad and so am I

Who is your celebrity look-alike? Why?

The Black Panther, but thicc

What do you want to be known for?

Football or who I am

Most School Spirit: Miguel Ortiz

How do you express your school spirit?

I always participated in all of the spirit weeks, and also being the loudest person in volleyball games

What is the craziest thing you’ve worn for spirit week?

Literally wearing everything in my closest, a yellow shirt with my practice jersey with a headband with a McDonald’s visor upside down, wearing two different colored socks and shoes

What spirit day do you wish could have been included in spirit week?

Senior citizens! I wanted to dress up as an old man who gets his oatmeal extra thick

What do you love the most about Sahuaro?

The whole environment here is great. I absolutely love the amount of tradition that is held here

 

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