Fall Unpopular Opinions

Ah shoot here we go again.



jordan ford, Opinion Editor

With autumn finally falling in, I would like to come at you AGAIN with my fall unpopular opinions. Grab your candy corn, PSL, and flannels here are my fall unpopular opinions.

  1. Candy corn: Some of y’all bout to be real mad at me but it must be said candy corn is good PERIOD. I’m sorry y’all be hating on it for no reason – it is a great delicious Spooktober treat. Just give it a try please. What else do I need to say.

  2. Pumpkin Spice: Throw out your pumpkin spice latte, no I do not want pumpkin spice cheerios, pumpkin should not be a superior fall flavor it is DISGUSTANG. Why is there not caramel apple flavored things, what about apple pie flavored stuff. Pumpkin spice in a whole needs to be thrown out or something because its a solid 0/10.
  3. Ham>Turkey: If you like turkey more than ham I don’t know if we can be friends. Turkey is dry, it takes too long to cook, and did I mention it’s gross?
  4. Pumpkin Patches: Imma say it – pumpkin patches are overrated. I can go to the store right now and buy a pumpkin. The main reason people like pumpkin patches is so they can get pictures, sorry.
  5. Scary Halloween Costumes: Unless you’re a child, scary Halloween costumes are a must. I’m not going to lie, cute costumes are cool and all, but don’t you want a little spook on Halloween?

  6. Fall Outfits: Fall outfits are the best outfits out of all the seasons. In fall you can literally wear shorts and a sweater, summer you could never (unless you’re crazy). The flannels, chunky sweaters, ankle boots, I can’t – fall is the best for outfits and that’s on period.
  7. Halloween Movies: Halloween movies are the highlight of fall. There are scary ones, cute ones, whatever type of Halloween movie you want there is one. Once fall hits the two things I’m excited for is spooky movies, and fall in general.
  8. Halloween is better than Thanksgiving: Yeah, yeah Thanksgiving is cool. The food’s good but Halloween? You get to get candy, dress up as someone or something else. Halloween is cool and if you don’t like it, I don’t like you.
  9. Most fall boots are ugly: Here me out – this opinion is mostly for Tucson, but BOOTS ARE UGLY. Why are people walking around wearing knee high boots when it is 70 degrees? Yes they are cute sometimes but in my opinion we should not be wearing boots until it’s a little bit cooler.
  10. Christmas starts on Black Friday: Ya’ll can get annoyed but who really cares about any day in November after Thanksgiving? Between Christmas and Thanksgiving, Christmas is for sure a better holiday and I’m not saying this because of the gifts, it just is. But that’s a whole different topic.