Gr8 Fun Facts About Mr. Rutherford


Rutherford knows how to rev up the Pep Assembly

  1. I am passionate about salad…and not leaving dishes in the sink.
  2. I have 13 chickens. They all have old lady names.
  3. I am famous for irregular footwear. (We hadn’t noticed!)
  4. I have a beard. It’s red, but my other hair isn’t.
  5. I am from the future, where humans invented time traveling science-teaching robots.
  6. The worst thing I ever did in high school is: I once walked past a piece of trash that wasn’t mine, and I didn’t pick it up.
  7. If I could be any food, I would be kale. Because nobody likes me.
  8. If I wasn’t a teacher, I’d be a Professional Table Tennis Player, because I want to be Forest Gump.