The Paper Cut

Jordan Myers
Jordan Myers is a reporter for The Paper Cut, a junior at Sahuaro High School, and has been a part of the newspaper for three years. In his time away from school, he enjoys scrolling through Instagram, wasting valuable time, annoying others, and unhealthily bingeing anything he can find on Netflix. He also enjoys gossiping with su chismosa, Editor-in-Chief Nathalia Valdez, in between writing articles. At the age of twelve, Jordan came out to everyone he knew as gay and is not ashamed of who he is. He believes that being who you are without any shame is the key to being happy. After five years of being undiagnosed with what has now been confirmed to be Fibromyalgia and Chronic Kidney Disease, he believes that everything that you go through in your life will only make you stronger. Jordan hopes that people feel that no matter the circumstance (yes that includes covering up murder), he will always be there for them. Jordan wishes to endure eight long years of college to become a reproductive endocrinologist/fertility specialist.

Jordan Myers, Reporter

Nov 20, 2020
The Vaccines We’ve Been Waiting For (Story)
Nov 13, 2020
Oh McDreamy, How We’ve Missed You… (Story)
Nov 06, 2020
Staying Online? Us Too. (Story)
Oct 30, 2020
Meet Sahuaro’s New Cheer Captains! (Story)
Oct 23, 2020
Pope Francis Voices His Support for Gay Community (Story)
Oct 07, 2020
Hot Girl Meg Still Shining (Story)
Oct 02, 2020
Sahuaro’s First Virtual Assembly! (Story)
Sep 25, 2020
Tinamarie Castro – Senior Spotlight (Story)
Sep 16, 2020
Satanists Run the World (Story)
Sep 10, 2020
Hope for Our Corals (Story)
Sep 08, 2020
Ellen, We Got You. (Story)
Sep 04, 2020
Cheering for Cheer Season! (Story)
Sep 03, 2020
Quarantine Catch-up ft. Mr. Bertoglio (Story)
Aug 23, 2020
Shock Collar Kanye (Story)
Apr 17, 2020
Gossip is Truly Transformative (Story)
Apr 01, 2020
Foreign Exchange Students Sent Home Over Spring Break (Story)
Mar 31, 2020
The Strength of Ms. Stedman: In Loving Memory (Story/Media)
Mar 10, 2020
Viral London Singer Debuts on The Ellen DeGeneres Show! (Story)
Mar 09, 2020
NHS Blood Drive- The Importance of Your Blood (Story)
Mar 02, 2020
Clone Your Dog Today, for the Small Price of 50k! (Story)
Feb 18, 2020
From Wealthiest Divorce to Wealthiest Donation (Story)
Feb 17, 2020
2020 Super Bowl Halftime Show: A SERVE (Story)
Feb 14, 2020
Don’t Do the Don’ts on Dates! (Story)
Feb 12, 2020
Class of 2024’s High School Debut! (Story)
Jan 29, 2020
Alexya Amezcua-Sophomore Class President (Story)
Jan 28, 2020
Have You Seen This Man? (Story)
Jan 15, 2020
Jennifer Lopez Sued for $40 Million by Stripper (Story)
Jan 15, 2020
The Paper Cut: Your New Favorite Class (Story)
Dec 13, 2019
The Top 10 Scandals of 2019 (Story)
Dec 09, 2019
Kamala Harris Drops out of 2020 Presidential Race (Story)
Dec 09, 2019
Sahuaro 2019 Christmas Video (Story)
Nov 25, 2019
Fresh Face ft. Lena Stella (Story)
Nov 19, 2019
It’s Eczema Season…Again (Story)
Nov 04, 2019
New Face…Who Dis? (Story)
Oct 25, 2019
The 4-1-1 on Credit Recovery Class (Story)
Oct 21, 2019
What You’ve Missed (Story/Media)
Oct 03, 2019
Mario Kart’s Mobile Debut (Story)
Sep 30, 2019
Hurricane Relief Club (Story)
Sep 23, 2019
The Office Ladies (Story)
Sep 10, 2019
Kim Kardashian West’s Health Battle (Story)
Sep 09, 2019
Kermit’s Got Tea…And She’s Boiling (Story)
Aug 29, 2019
The Importance of Conference Period (Story)
Aug 26, 2019
Victoria’s Secret’s FIRST Transgender Model (Story)
Aug 13, 2019
Walmart Gunman Kills 22 & Injures 26+ People (Story)
Aug 13, 2019
Fresh Face ft. Gabi Tramblay (Story)
May 15, 2019
Mr. Dennis’ Departure (Story)
May 14, 2019
Senior Q&A With Amir Hunter (Story)
May 01, 2019
Project: Code Your Own App (Story)
Apr 29, 2019
Amazon + Kohl’s = $$$ (Story)
Apr 24, 2019
The Power of PopSockets (Story)
Apr 17, 2019
The Return of Rossmeissl (Story)
Apr 12, 2019
Mackenzie ̶B̶e̶z̶o̶s̶ -The Third Richest Woman on Earth (Story)
Apr 11, 2019
3 Foods That Kill (Story)
Apr 04, 2019
Remembering Mauriano Hendricks (Story)
Apr 04, 2019
Arizona Mom Abused Kids for YouTube Channel (Story)
Mar 28, 2019
The Dangers of Craigslist (Story)
Mar 11, 2019
Why You Should #Watch Antonio Garza🤠 (Story)
Mar 08, 2019
Fresh Face ft. Arianna Rodriguez (Story)
Mar 01, 2019
Jussie Smollett – an Update (Story)
Feb 19, 2019
Lil Xan Is Going to Be a Dad! (Story)
Feb 14, 2019
Teen Constructs Prosthetic Arm Out of Legos (Story)
Feb 08, 2019
Jussie Smollett Allegedly Attacked for Race and Sexuality (Story)
Feb 08, 2019
Drama’s Deviating Delivery Drama (Story)
Jan 30, 2019
Sabino and Sahuaro-a Comparison (Story)
Jan 27, 2019
Wealthiest Divorce in History (Story)
Jan 24, 2019
Festival of Pain 2019 (Graphic Content) (Story)
Jan 17, 2019
Fine Arts Classes You’ll Want to Register For (Story)
Jan 16, 2019
Woman Barricades Herself in Hotel Room to Avoid Family Killing Her (Story)
Jan 10, 2019
James Charles Demands Obsessive Fans to Stop Coming to His House (Story)
Dec 19, 2018
Everyday Heroes of 2018 (Story)
Dec 12, 2018
Beware of Broadway (Story)
Dec 06, 2018
10-Minute Cancer Test (Story)
Dec 06, 2018
‘thank u, next’ – How it Came to Be (Story)
Nov 28, 2018
Sahuaro Gives Back for the Holidays (Story)
Nov 19, 2018
Is Danielle Bregoli’s “Career” Over? (Story)
Nov 14, 2018
Kyrsten Sinema Becomes First Ever Bisexual US Senator (Story)
Nov 08, 2018
English Class from a Mexican-American Viewpoint (Story)
Nov 07, 2018
Venice Landmarks Flooded (Story)
Nov 02, 2018
Nicki VS. Cardi- an Update (Story)
Oct 22, 2018
Keeping Teens Safe Online (Story)
Oct 22, 2018
Pride at Sahuaro (Story)
Oct 22, 2018
Migrant Caravan Headed to The United States (Story)
Oct 21, 2018
Kehlani Faces Hate for Pregnancy (Story)
Oct 03, 2018
Lil Xan’s Hot Cheeto Addiction (Story)
Sep 28, 2018
Britney’s Battle (Story)
Sep 21, 2018
Drake Is Not Here for It (Story)
Sep 19, 2018
How to Get Your Grades Up (Story)
Sep 19, 2018
Nicki VS. Cardi (Story)
Sep 10, 2018
Mr. Jardini – Fun Facts (Story)
Sep 07, 2018
The World’s Safest Backpack – Bulletproof (Story)
Aug 23, 2018
Seniors Give Advice to Freshmen (Story)
Aug 17, 2018
XXXTentacion Murdered (Story)
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