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Jordan Myers

Jordan Myers, Reporter

Jordan Myers is a reporter for The Paper Cut, a junior at Sahuaro High School, and has been a part of the newspaper for three years. In his time away from school, he enjoys scrolling through Instagram, wasting valuable time, annoying others, and unhealthily bingeing anything he can find on Netflix. He also enjoys gossiping with su chismosa, Editor-in-Chief Nathalia Valdez, in between writing articles. At the age of twelve, Jordan came out to everyone he knew as gay and is not ashamed of who he is. He believes that being who you are without any shame is the key to being happy. After five years of being undiagnosed with what has now been confirmed to be Fibromyalgia and Chronic Kidney Disease, he believes that everything that you go through in your life will only make you stronger. Jordan hopes that people feel that no matter the circumstance (yes that includes covering up murder), he will always be there for them. Jordan wishes to endure eight long years of college to become a reproductive endocrinologist/fertility specialist.

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Ciao Chauvin!

Ciao Chauvin!

Jordan Myers, Reporter
April 30, 2021
Meet Ms. Riechert

Meet Ms. Riechert

Jordan Myers, Reporter
February 24, 2021
Halseys Pregnant!

Halsey’s Pregnant!

Jordan Myers, Reporter
January 29, 2021
Sk8ting Thru Senior Year

Sk8ting Thru Senior Year

Jordan Myers, Reporter
January 22, 2021
Class of 2021 Yearbook

Class of 2021 Yearbook

Jordan Myers, Reporter
January 15, 2021
Staying Online? Us Too.

Staying Online? Us Too.

Jordan Myers, Reporter
November 6, 2020
Hot Girl Meg Still Shining

Hot Girl Meg Still Shining

Jordan Myers, Reporter
October 7, 2020
Satanists Run the World

Satanists Run the World

Jordan Myers, Reporter
September 16, 2020
Hope for Our Corals

Hope for Our Corals

Jordan Myers, Reporter
September 10, 2020
Ellen, We Got You.

Ellen, We Got You.

Jordan Myers, Reporter
September 8, 2020
Cheering for Cheer Season!

Cheering for Cheer Season!

Jordan Myers, Reporter
September 4, 2020
Shock Collar Kanye

Shock Collar Kanye

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
August 23, 2020
You should love gossip too

Gossip is Truly Transformative

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
April 17, 2020
Mr. Mensing makes his Paper Cut debut with Ms. Stedman

The Strength of Ms. Stedman: In Loving Memory

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
March 31, 2020
President of NHS Avery Miller(left) and member Jay Corral

NHS Blood Drive- The Importance of Your Blood

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
March 9, 2020
Clone Your Dog Today, for the Small Price of 50k!

Clone Your Dog Today, for the Small Price of 50k!

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
March 2, 2020
From Wealthiest Divorce to Wealthiest Donation

From Wealthiest Divorce to Wealthiest Donation

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
February 18, 2020
2020 Super Bowl Halftime Show: A SERVE

2020 Super Bowl Halftime Show: A SERVE

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
February 17, 2020
Don’t Do the Donts on Dates!

Don’t Do the Don’ts on Dates!

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
February 14, 2020
Teachers Ms. French(left) and Ms. Stedman(right)

Class of 2024’s High School Debut!

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
February 12, 2020
Alexya Amezcua-Sophomore Class President

Alexya Amezcua-Sophomore Class President

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
January 29, 2020
Have You Seen This Man?

Have You Seen This Man?

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
January 28, 2020
Jennifer Lopez Sued for $40 Million by Stripper

Jennifer Lopez Sued for $40 Million by Stripper

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
January 15, 2020
The Paper Cut: Your New Favorite Class

The Paper Cut: Your New Favorite Class

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
January 15, 2020
The Top 10 Scandals of 2019

The Top 10 Scandals of 2019

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
December 13, 2019
Kamala Harris Drops out of 2020 Presidential Race

Kamala Harris Drops out of 2020 Presidential Race

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
December 9, 2019
Fresh Face ft. Lena Stella

Fresh Face ft. Lena Stella

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
November 25, 2019
Its Eczema Season...Again

It’s Eczema Season…Again

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
November 19, 2019
Robert Chelsea before life-changing face transplant surgery

New Face…Who Dis?

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
November 4, 2019
The 4-1-1 on Credit Recovery Class

The 4-1-1 on Credit Recovery Class

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
October 25, 2019
Did you miss The Paper Cut? Yes, obviously... Heres what youve missed

What You’ve Missed

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
October 21, 2019
Mario Kart game makes its mobile debut on all devices

Mario Kart’s Mobile Debut

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
October 3, 2019
Ms Trujillo & Mr. Hoogendoorn posing for their Paper Cut debut

Hurricane Relief Club

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
September 30, 2019
The Office Ladies

The Office Ladies

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
September 23, 2019
Kim Kardashian Wests Health Battle

Kim Kardashian West’s Health Battle

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
September 10, 2019
Artists: Nathalia Valdez & Jordan Myers.

Kermit’s Got Tea…And She’s Boiling

Jordan Myers, Associate Editor-in-Chief
September 9, 2019
Mr. Dennis staff picture taken in the summer of 2017

Mr. Dennis’ Departure

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
May 15, 2019
Senior Q&A With Amir Hunter

Senior Q&A With Amir Hunter

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
May 14, 2019
Project: Code Your Own App

Project: Code Your Own App

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
May 1, 2019
Amazon + Kohls = $$$

Amazon + Kohl’s = $$$

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
April 29, 2019
The Power of PopSockets

The Power of PopSockets

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
April 24, 2019
The Return of Rossmeissl

The Return of Rossmeissl

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
April 17, 2019
3 Foods That Kill

3 Foods That Kill

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
April 11, 2019
Remembering Mauriano Hendricks

Remembering Mauriano Hendricks

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
April 4, 2019
The Dangers of Craigslist

The Dangers of Craigslist

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
March 28, 2019
Why You Should #Watch Antonio Garza🤠

Why You Should #Watch Antonio Garza🤠

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
March 11, 2019
Fresh Face ft. Arianna Rodriguez

Fresh Face ft. Arianna Rodriguez

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
March 8, 2019
Jussie Smollett - an Update

Jussie Smollett – an Update

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
March 1, 2019
Lil Xan Is Going to Be a Dad!

Lil Xan Is Going to Be a Dad!

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
February 19, 2019
Teen Constructs Prosthetic Arm Out of Legos

Teen Constructs Prosthetic Arm Out of Legos

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
February 14, 2019
Dramas Deviating Delivery Drama

Drama’s Deviating Delivery Drama

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
February 8, 2019
Sabino and Sahuaro-a Comparison

Sabino and Sahuaro-a Comparison

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
January 30, 2019
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - MARCH 04:  Jeff Bezos and MacKenzie Bezos (left) Lauren Sanchez and Patrick Whitesell (right)

Wealthiest Divorce in History

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
January 27, 2019
Festival of Pain 2019 (Graphic Content)

Festival of Pain 2019 (Graphic Content)

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
January 24, 2019
Everyday Heroes of 2018

Everyday Heroes of 2018

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
December 19, 2018
Beware of Broadway

Beware of Broadway

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
December 12, 2018
10-Minute Cancer Test

10-Minute Cancer Test

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
December 6, 2018
thank u, next - How it Came to Be

‘thank u, next’ – How it Came to Be

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
December 6, 2018
Sahuaro Gives Back for the Holidays

Sahuaro Gives Back for the Holidays

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
November 28, 2018
Is Danielle Bregolis Career Over?

Is Danielle Bregoli’s “Career” Over?

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
November 19, 2018
Venice Landmarks Flooded

Venice Landmarks Flooded

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
November 7, 2018
Nicki VS. Cardi- an Update

Nicki VS. Cardi- an Update

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
November 2, 2018
Migrant Caravan Headed to The United States

Migrant Caravan Headed to The United States

Jordan Myers, Entertainment Editor
October 22, 2018
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