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Jordan Myers

Jordan Myers, Reporter

Jordan Myers is a reporter for The Paper Cut, a junior at Sahuaro High School, and has been a part of the newspaper for three years. In his time away from school, he enjoys scrolling through Instagram, wasting valuable time, annoying others, and unhealthily bingeing anything he can find on Netflix. He also enjoys gossiping with su chismosa, Editor-in-Chief Nathalia Valdez, in between writing articles. At the age of twelve, Jordan came out to everyone he knew as gay and is not ashamed of who he is. He believes that being who you are without any shame is the key to being happy. After five years of being undiagnosed with what has now been confirmed to be Fibromyalgia and Chronic Kidney Disease, he believes that everything that you go through in your life will only make you stronger. Jordan hopes that people feel that no matter the circumstance (yes that includes covering up murder), he will always be there for them. Jordan wishes to endure eight long years of college to become a reproductive endocrinologist/fertility specialist.

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